She Rocks My World … Literally!

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managing-your-lady-loveMy friend Robert is contributing this article today. He just had to share his experience with his lady love. I thought it was really hilarious. Here’s what Robert has to share …

It’s so weird. When I met her, she rocked my world. She made it wonderful and colorful. She was awesome! She gave me a good nauseous feeling.

Now, she’s literally rocking my world. She still makes nauseous, but without the good feeling. Now don’t me wrong, I’m still crazy over her. But there are times when I just can’t understand her. I guess that’s all part of being in a relationship.

She Always Wants The Toilet Seat Down

I don’t get it. She complains about the toilet all the time. All she needs to do is to put it down. What’s all the fuss about? It’s hard to believe that we argue about a toilet seat. It’s such a waste of time.

She Gets Dramatic Every Month

I don’t look forward to her once-a-month spells. She just turns into this dramatic actress without the cuts. She just goes on and on with her script. I don’t understand where all her emotions come from. But when she gets these days, I just let her talk. It’s no use arguing with her when she gets really dramatic.

Everything Always Has To Be In Place

I just want to relax when I get home. Most of the time, I drop everything. I turn on the tv and jump into my couch.

But when she comes over, she’s always cleaning up. I wouldn’t mind cuddling up with her on the couch. But she chooses to clean my apartment. Sure, I appreciate it. But then I should have just gotten a cleaning lady.

I don’t expect her to clean up my mess. I can even do that myself. It’s just that I don’t understand why she does it. She kinda reminds me of my mom.

She’s Saying This And She’s Saying That

She amazes me sometimes. She can do a lot of things at the same time. I’m really impressed with her ability to multi-task. But it’s a different story when she starts talking endlessly. I have a hard time catching up with her. She says this and she says that. I can hardly catch her point. She’s always on to making another point. Eventually I get confused. I just stare at her. Then she gets mad at my silence. Then she makes another point. I’m speechless and lost. Finally, she hits the roof. Then I say, “What did I do?”

If only she could slow down a little. I’d be able to catch up. But she just goes on and on. She gets frustrated and I get confused.

She Can’t Move On

I admit; I’m not perfect. There are times when we fight and it’s my fault. Sure, she makes me realize it. But most of the time, she’s right.

What I don’t get is this. She can’t seem to forget my faults. She’s always bringing it up. Then we fight about it again, forgetting the argument we’re having. All of sudden, we’re having two arguments. We never resolve anything. I just get more tired and confused.

But I love her. I can’t imagine a day without her. Whatever way she rocks my world, she’s my girl.

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